A YOUNG mechanic has put up two fingers to her tormentors by taking to the stage in a beauty contest. For four years the racy redhead got to grips with broken-down motors but always dreamed of entering a beauty pageant. And now the striking beauty, who was bullied at school for the way she looked, is in the running to be crowned Miss North West.
Tommy Cooper, who would have been 90 this year, liked to give the impression of utter chaos on stage. Great comic: Tommy Cooper would have been 90 this year and built up a database of more than a million gags pictured in Here are some of the best.
The modern world has plenty of sciences — old and new ones, so the number of different PhDs, doctors, and the other scientists is really great. All the people adore those who are able to make them laugh, and the academics are not the exceptions. Moreover, they dare to diss their colleagues!
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: To get to the Dark Side. A: Merry Sithmas. Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
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All right, folks, let's admit it Our minds are in the gutter and we're okay with it! Halloween night at the bar is just a little bit more fun than trick-or-treating.
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That said, the job can be entirely fun, enjoyable, and even laid back once you get some fundamentals under your belt. Popularized by famous stand-up comic Ron White, this shirt reminds those reading it that stupid is harder to fix than your typical automotive breakdown. This shirt is a bit braggadocious, but it may be pretty honest for those who are rather becoming in looks and also nifty at twisting a wrench. Borderline blasphemous and quasi-holy, this t-shirt is a play on words of a popular nighttime prayer.