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The best redneck jokes Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
Top definition. You would be a redneck if: You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Provided by James R. Martin, Ph. A few tips from the Redneck book of manners: Never take a beer to a job interview.
Hey little brother I nailed your mom!! They get married then does Daniel call him daddy or brother?? This storyline has Redneck Comedy rittin all over it.
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I'm Jessica and I love my 80's name and Friends reruns! I would LOVE to meet you and hear about your passions! I asked her if we should hire a photographer, she insisted she wanted me to do it and set up the timer, while I run back and forth! My first thought was Jeff Foxworthy and you might be a redneck if this is how you attempt professional family portraits.
Verified by Psychology Today. A redneck, in typical American usage, is an uncouth person of limited education — typically from the rural South — with an arrested social development, a narrow experience of culture and aesthetic experience, traditionalist attitudes and reactions, and self-indulgent preferences for experience. Rednecks stereotypically own guns, drive trucks or old rattle-trap cars, and like to fish and hunt.